Friday, September 19, 2008
Monday, August 25, 2008
JD Gets Ousted (SO SO Dead...)
Electability: The End of The Hustle from jeff on Vimeo.
J-KWON, I think you should release a new mixtape entitled "Broke Ass One Hit Wonder Signed To A Sh*T Label"
Snowman Brings "Cool" Front To The Bahamas...
Please note the part where the jet ski instructor (code for weed dealer in the Bahamas) tries to instruct Jeezy on how to operate the jet ski and Jeezy asks if its like driving a Lambo. Jeezy, I would like you to explain to me how a crotch rocket meant to traverse water would compare to a 4 tired vehicle with a steering wheel, 2 demerits for trying to look like a baller at an unnecessary moment in time.
Young Jeezy - Welcome Back
Spotted @ Nahright
Swagger Like US?! (Listen & Download)
Boomp3.com
Fresh off a USA basketball Gold Medal we all get blessed with this fiery hollow point meant to blow holes in our perception of what hot is, the game has been elevated! Shouts to Yeezey for sampling MIA, that was bad ace!
Spotted @ Kanye's Blog
Friday, August 22, 2008
Obama Fights Back?!
Although this video was not made by the Obama campaign it has been a point they have been hammering in the past 48 hrs, and to tell you the truth I think its a bad argument considering Obama is the "hip hop candidate".
I think I speak for the rest of the hip hop diaspora when I say, not being able to count the amount of homes you have is baller as f*ck! Is Mcain the P Diddy of politics, the 50 Cent of the 50 states, the Jay Z of AZ (he is an Arizona senator you F'ing idiot)!?
The Cool Kids - Delivery Man
The Cool Kids do a deal with Mountain Dew to release a free single, I guess that "Do The Dew" money buys more than a little bit of gold and a pager!
http://www.zshare.net/download/174092328bfb6a99/
Thursday, August 21, 2008
Crow Boys
Rik Cordero aint got sh*t on me, Crow Boys is a cinematic masterpiece. There are peaks and valleys, beaks and Bally's....ya dig!?
Usain Bolt Demo Shit - Che Grand (Listen and Download)
Boomp3.com
Another hot one from Che Grand bka Che Grizzy aka Air Tight Grizzy
http://www.myspace.com/chegrand
http://chegrand.blogspot.com
http://www.rappersiknow.com/?p=61
Boss Hogg Outlawz ft. Ray J - Keep It Playa (Video)
If Kim Kardashian is only famous for having a big ass and a sex tape, then Ray J is only famous for banging a chick with a big ass on a sex tape. Well, I guess he also has a sister that killed someone in a car crash (hint: name rhymes with candy). Furthermore, Boss Hog is washed up, Slim Thug is the Darko Milicic of hip hop. FYI - Darko is widely held as the worst NBA draft pick of all time, and is also Huge like your man Slim Thugger.
Spotted @ Nahright
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Lil Wayne Gets Knocked Out While On Sizzurp!?
While on an insane drug induced trip, Lil Wayne decided that he could fight Copoeira style, however, he was easily defeated by The Great White Hype AKA Terry Conklin!
Did Alphamega Play Deebo From Friday!?
All I'm sayin is the resemblance and OG (I will take your wallet and rape your gurl) swagger is a perfect match to Deebo from the 1995 classic "Friday"! Shout out to Cube, can't wait to see your next G rated (doesn't stand for gangster) Disney flick. Additionally, if you are Alphamega and you read this please know that I keep a chopper on deck so don't try nuthin homes.
P.S. - Are we all sure that Drama isn't white, he moves very awkward in rap videos...i'm just sayin!
Spotted @ Nahright
Hustle Rolls Deep...
If all you wack rappers think you roll with an oversize and overpaid entourage, think again!
Peepe the myspace www.myspace.com/itshustle
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Hot Stylz - Lookin Boy Feat. Yung Joc [Official Video]
This ish is priceless, Joc continues to deliver hot videos from the ATL. These fools exemplify what this blog is about, straight tomfoolery!
Spotted @ The FADER
Are You Black Enough?
Nas might have started something with his controversial album title and concept, if not, popularized it a bit further (shout out to Rik Cordero). I know it has been bubbling in the back of people's heads for a while now, but being "Hard" for all the wrong F'ing reasons and the glorification of being "gangster," might be coming to an end (shout to Kanye). Preach on Kam, preach on. I have a dream that someday all crows will be treated as equals...(cue the dramatic organs).
Shout out to Nahright
Kanye & T-Pain "Go Hard"
This track has mad fecal references in it, from Kanye shitt*ng on folks to him making people eat turds. IDK, hip hop is crazy people! I really hope Yeezey just starts walking the streets with a vocoder. Autotune would be tight in everyday conversation...
Download "Go Hard" Here
Spotted @ Nahright
Image stolen from www.hiphopdom.com
Friday, August 15, 2008
The Cool Kids Rap About Sneakers Again...
I kinda think The Cool Kids star is falling (it never took off) but this track is tight. When I saw the title I assumed they were rapping about how great it is that all the colors of the world come together to compete in the olympics, but then I found out they were just rapping about shoes again. Whatever, hope you guys saved you signing bonus!
Boomp3.com
Cassidy & Cory Gunz "Body Bags"
Boomp3.com
Its OK for Cassidy to rap about body bags cause he really killed someone, that is incidentally also why I am not making fun of him at all.
What up Cass, need me to clean your gun for you or some ish?
Crunk + Disorderly Has "Gay Thug Ad" On Their Site!?
I'm not hating on Crunk + Disorderly (www.crunktastical.net), actually I guess I am! What the "F" is that ad doing up there, what the "F" is that site even in existence for. If you a gay thug go knock another man over the head with a bottle and take what you want, that's what real gay thugs do. Well, at least that is what straight thugs do. Sh*t, just get yourself locked up and live in a fantasy world of constant soap dropping and man on man action. No need to throw this on a hip hop blog, damn!
Asher Roth Shows The Aphilliates How To Funnel...
Well, there goes another sport that white folks used to dominate! Looks like white folks aka harmonicas will only be able to hold on to cricket and croquet, funneling has been lost to black folks!
Courtesy of TheDailyKush.com
Thursday, August 14, 2008
Diddy = GOD?
I have decided to start a new religion called Diddyism, why you ask. Because, Diddy spoke to me on TV and told me that he is GOD and that I should tell the world about him. The greatest pillar of my new religion shall be idol worship, we must construct idols of Diddy and place them around the globe to worship, what is that you say, corporate-America has beat me to it. Ohh no, all is lost!
BG ft Cash Money "Bling Bling" (Video)
Just thought I would bless all of you with this priceless hip hop artifact (please peep the red Volkswagen Bug 7 seconds in...WTF)!
While on the moronic topic or should I say amazing topic of Cash Money, you might as well check out this ridiculously funny ass video from BEP
While on the moronic topic or should I say amazing topic of Cash Money, you might as well check out this ridiculously funny ass video from BEP
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
VH1 Announces Hip-Hop Honorees For 2008, Oldheads Rejoice
De La Soul, known to many of todays hip-hop fans as a Nike shoe, among the honoreesNEW YORK, August 13, 2008 – VH1 has announced the five honorees for their fifth annual “VH1 Hip Hop Honors,” Cypress Hill, De La Soul, Slick Rick, Naughty By Nature and Too $hort. Hosted once again by Tracy Morgan, this year’s musical celebration will give viewers a chance to step back and reminisce on a time when hip hop music began to make its greatest impact on American pop culture.
Premiering on Tuesday, October 7 at 10PM*
Stolen from the Associated Press
Allegedly this will be Tracy's outfit (wants to appear more gangster for the hip hop crowd) Hint: from the new G-Unit fall line
Rick Ross & Foxy Brown (sex tape)
I hear they are doing an E! True Hollywood Story on Ross's eating habits!?
Spotted @ 2Dopeboyz
Produced by Broken Equipment Productions
Three 6 Mafia ft Akon and Jim Jones "That's Right" (Video)
And the Academy Award for craziest retards in the rap game goes to (drum roll)... Three 6 Mafia! Akon, you are better than these clowns! How much they paying you... I will double it if you tell them to "Go F Themselves!"
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Jocking Jay Z!
Shit is dope what can I say!
"Haters like, Hov why you still talking money shit? (pause) Cause I like money bitch!"
Boomp3.com
Tame One Shrooming and Rhyming!?
This is just weird, I'm not sure why someone does drugs on camera like this, but I like it! All you rappers that claim to be hardcore, where your hardcore drugs at? If rappers are gonna stunt about drug dealing and what not, I want to see motherfuckers shooting up and smoking crack on film. From now on you are a pussy as rapper unless you are openly doing hardcore drugs on camera, on some "Yo Fuck Johnny Law!"
Spotted at nahright.com
Thanks to UGHH
Kanye West - Champion (Video)
Kanye you lazy motherfucker, couldn't show up to your own shit so you had a god damn puppet stand in for you. I mean that is the least street thing I have ever heard of, you gonna sample Sesame Street beats for the rest of your career as well. Holler at me when you are in another car crash.
Monday, August 11, 2008
Maino Slaps Hater In The Mouth!
I guess, HI = slap in the mouth 4 Maino
Hi Haters Remix Ft. Swizz, Fab, Jada, T.I
zSHARE: http://www.zshare.net/audio/16562395ab41eee0/
Spotted @ www.sarcasticdbag.com (He and I share similar ideologies)
Who Wants To Be A Chamillionaire?
THIS IS A CERTIFIED MUST WATCH!
I have long been a fan of Chamillionaire, since he seems to be one of the few grounded individuals in the game and does not take himself too seriously (case in point right here). He was also incredibly eloquent on a CNN interview that led me to believe he is most likely ivy educated (no, well at least a year of community college, which is ivy for Texas).
Friday, August 8, 2008
Isn't Timing A Bitch (Hell Rell ft Young Buck)
Just when I decide to take a shot at gangster rap for glorifying gun play (see earlier post), these motherfuckers here drop some shit like this. Look at this god damn mixtape art, WTF? This is guaranteed to body the suburbs! Shit, they reppin Al Queda style guns and dropping "N Bombs" like Bush over the Middle East!
By the way, look out for this classic line "Got'em hidin like Bin Laden, Buck ridin around like Timothy McVeigh in a Benz Wagon!"
Hell Rell ft Young Buck
zShare: http: //www.zshare.net/audio/167105760dfb30d5/
For another great Tim McVeigh reference please feel free to download Jada Kiss's "It's Time I See You"
Megaupload here: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=SGGBUTOI
Lil Cease Cuts Off 50's Body & Attaches His Own Head
So, Lil Cease went from mild statured BIG flunky to a smurf version of 50 cent.
I heard he is trying to secure a sponsorship from Quarter Water and make a couple of bucks to market a workout book with Richard Simons Publishing.
Video Spotted @ Nahright
I heard he is trying to secure a sponsorship from Quarter Water and make a couple of bucks to market a workout book with Richard Simons Publishing.
Video Spotted @ Nahright
Thursday, August 7, 2008
Everyone Nose Remix (video) - NERD
I heard this was directed by Hype Williams, but don't quote me on it.
This shit is tighter than Prince slapping that chick in Purple Rain! (Credit Wil May for putting me on to that Yurple Rzain)
"Your brain is Magic City, your nose is Atlanta!"
Hustle Crowe Named Stoner Blogger of the Week!
Hey thanks guys, now get a real fucking job. Trade in those hemp I Paths for a pair of penny loafers and write for Heeb magazine or some shit.
Next press appearance I'm doing is for Playbird (bad ass chicks) or I aint saying shit.
Ashkay Kumar ft Snoop (Sing is King)
Snoop is so god damn innovative, however, this might be his Kazaam! Snoop, let's prey that others are as open minded as this maverick (I'm like the black Mcain)!
"The other tribe, red dot, not feather!"
Spotted @ nahright
America Is Number 1 (Thank You Gangster Rap)!
Big up to all you gun toting and firearm co signing rappin' ass son bitches out there, America is blowing away the competition! (This message was paid for by Desert E)Blocka Blocka Blocka!
Spotted @ www.humorpix.com (wack ass site)
Crunchy Black Voted Most Retarded Man In Hip Hop!
In my on going search to reveal the weirdest and most hilarious things in hip hop, I came across this shining gem. Crunchy Black (formerly of Three Six Mafia) drunkenly rants about "being lost in the sauce" (WTF does that mean?)! This dude needs to lay off "the sauce".
I truly think this is one of the most priceless artifacts I have ever come across and I hope you lose respect for the state of Ten-a-Key as quickly as I just did.
Also, to quote Crunchy, "Kill Urself" I'm ridin' spinners, bitch!
Spotted @ Crunk + Disorderly
The Red Giants w/ The Lessondary Crew
Shout out to Che Grand and the rest of Lessondary (Tanya Morgan & Spec Boogie)!
zShare: http://www.zshare.net/audio/166476154bb2a801/
Courtesy of Che Grand and ZFTP
Roth Boys In The Building
Shout out to Asher Roth for not taking this "game" seriously. Hustle is all about bringing levity back into this offensively ridiculous industry. Steve Rifkind pushing a shopping cart full of bread is one of the best visuals ever used in a music video (see also Missy Elliot in a trash bag for "I Can't Stand The Rain").
Asher you keep fucking around and smoking weed and we will keep showing love to the number one bong toting MC.
E 40's Slang Of The Day (DUMB, DUMB, DUMB)
Always the entertainer, 40 Watt comes thru and "wakes the whole block up". 40, you truly represent the apex of hip hop ridiculousness and we love you for it!
Spotted @ www.alwayshustle.com (no relation)
What The "F" Is Coming Out Of Wayne's Beak?
Wayne may be the biggest star in the world right now and his awesomenicity levels may be high, but there is no denying Wayne is a low functioning individual!
Love you Weezy!
Spotted @ Nahright
Blessed Is The Almighty HOV!
BLUEPRINT 3 from kwest on Vimeo.
Not much I can say other than enjoi! Ohh and HOV, holler at me when you need them birds from down south!
Spotted @ Nahright
ZShare: http://www.zshare.net/audio/16658598199f8385/
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
Lee 'Scratch' Perry (FYI- Not For Puffs!)
Spotted @ www.thefader.com
Puff: Noun. 1. A male homosexual. Also poof and pouf. Derog.
This guy makes Hugh Hefner look like a bati boy (see puff)!
Paris Hilton Kicks John Mcain In The Nuts
See more funny videos at Funny or Die
Paris, I have long been a hater of you ridiculous lifestyle as well as been incredibly befuddled by your undeserved fame. However, you scored big on this one! Aside from releasing an extremely creepy sex tape of you fucking a 80 year old John Mcain look a like, you could not have done any better.
Ohh and holler at this bird if you need a good pecking!
Wrestlemania Wackness Ends In Draw
According to my sources, Big Boi and Killer Mike (See earlier posts regarding this ridiculous male posturing) have put down their water guns to kiss and make up (kinda like Birdman and Lil Wayne do every morning)! Apparently, neither of them could take the ridicule from this guy any longer.
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
Crow's From Dumbo Sing "Because I Got High" by Afroman
This is some shit! Disney is racist as a motherfucker, I can't believe they would portray CROWS as potheads. Doesn't Disney know that we CROWS live a straight edge life style (straight = straight to the bar, ya dig!). Anyhow, blah blah...FUCK corporate America.
I am tired of all this corporate goonery!
Franc Vila Superligero Skeleton Tourbillon
It is a common misconception that birds can't tell time, well if that's true how would I know it's time to shit on your watch with this new Franc Vila joint?
When you see me in the streets, recognize the time piece!
Credit: http://www.kanyeuniversecity.com/blog/
Mr. Carter Video (spoof)
Holy shit! I almost fell out of my nest when I watched this business (i steal wireless from the apt building next to me)!
Please make sure you watch until the end, there is a great Freeway spoof as well (note: see posts below regarding Freeway)
Jay Electronica
This dude is for real, one of the hottest acapella flows ever spit!
Shout out to Greg at Karma Loop TV (cause I watch it and they paying me for it)!
WALE x Skyzoo x Just Blaze x Green Lantern
I regrettably could not swoop in and shit on Rock The Bells (get it, i'm a bird) this past weekend, however, Wale and Skyzoo certainly did. Shout to Nahright.com for blessing us all with this.
Green Lantern, don't ever let me see you rap again or I will feature you on "People That Can Go 'F' Themselves!"
People That Should Go "F" Themselves
Jose Canseco, please stop snitchin' and profiting off destroying legacies!
Dirt Nasty - 1980
Although this song and video are now nearly as old as the folks born in 1980 I just had to share this with you. Credit Wil May for putting me onto this cinematic classic (I think Cordero did this)!
BTW - The Crowe does not condone cocaine use, unless of course you are a former porn star turned MTV DJ turned Hollywood D list celebrity (See Simon Rex). Simon may have more crabs than B More and needs cocaine like blind people need a new set of peepers!
Ohh and Mickey Avalon (cameo in the vid) please go F yourself with a 12 inch dildo you uber creep!
Monday, August 4, 2008
Harmonica = Racist Term For White People?
This Birdo told me today that I am supposed to call white folks harmonicas, with that logic would black folks be bass guitars (credit Southpark) and Mexican people be maracas? Racism is retarded but it sure has its moments!
Freeway & Thoreau, are they really that different?
Commonalities of Freeway & Thoreau
Both have/had ridiculous neck beards (a symbol of true I Don't Give A Fuckery)
Both are/were abolitionists (hence the free in Freeway)
Both are/were master wordsmiths
Thoreau was an ecologist. Freeway smokes mad weed! (Same difference)
Differences:
Thoreau was white and Freeway is not (However, Thoreau is listed in Wikipedia as a major influence on Martin Luther King Jr., so he prolly gets a Hood Pass)
Freeway went to mecca to pay respects and Thoreau prolly did not since it would have been a long ass boat ride followed by a grueling camel ride
Okay I'm bored of this post!
Killer Mike Shouldn't Kill Himself (yet)...
Mike really destroys this beat from The Game's newest single "Dope Boys" ft Travis Barker (glad to hear a song by GAME not dedicated to fellating Dre). Mike this free gives you a blog pass (similar to hood pass but not as "G")! Just please do not release anymore videos out of the G Unit playbook.
Download Killer Mike "Dope Boys" Freestyle here http://www.zshare.net/download/164956849fb30380/
Other Great Crowes in History...
So, I normally don't like to name drop, but this guy is a close friend and relative! Keep killing beers and small children around the world uncle Russ!
Things That Anger "The Crowe"
1. Mark Zuckerberg (most overrated exec of all time)
2. Rappers/Wrestlers (Rick Ross)
3. Ironic People (Credit D Dubs)
4. Judgemental Hipsters (Anithetical to what you stand for)
5. 50 Cent (you are so rich, please leave rap alone)
6. Investment Bankers (Go F yourself for making so much damn money)
7. Sub prime lenders
8. Blogs that take themselves seriously
9. Gafiltafish (how do you spell that shit)
10. Dick Riders
Ross Ross Aint No Boss!
After hearing that Trick Daddy (Mr. Slip N Slide himself) called The Boss aka The Harbor Master of Miami a fake as mutherfucking bitch ass trick ass mark ass ho" and not in those words, he responded with some threatening comments of his own.Killer Mike Bites The Hand That Never Fed Him!
As a former Atlien it frustrates me to see my southern brethren gettin it in like two pits at a Mike Vick bachelor party. Big Boi needs to realize he is a pop culture icon and is in no way a threatening character and Killer Mike needs to go back to performing at drive in movies before the main showing (hint: Atl still has drive in movies, it lets folks yell at the screen from the privacy of their own vehicle).
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